Quotations
Helping to feed the poor
The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast; the chicken was ‘involved,’ the pig was ‘committed.’Unknown
Month: September 2006
Humor
Inspectors in Iraq
Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They’re all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam’s stash? For crying […]
Quotations
Deceit
One deceit needs many others, and so the whole house is built in the air and must soon come crashing down.Baltasar Gracian
Humor
Bad day for guys
Yesterday, 28 September, 2006 my mother sent another copy of the post, “The Guy Rules”. Then Bob Rosen sent the following beer advertisement:
Computer
Useless
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.Pablo Picasso
Humor
A woman’s public restroom adventure
My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. When I was a little girl, she’d bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then, she’d carefully lay […]
Humor
Women Unite!
Helping the war effort while planning your mid-life crisis-what a plan!Take all American women who are within five years of menopause — train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas […]