Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Halloween Joke

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    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly…

  • Trust

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    Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • The breakdown

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    A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day.  So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their…

  • Happiness

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    Happiness consists of a solid faith, good health, and a bad memory.Clare Boothe Luce

  • How nice of you to notice

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    The Johnson & Johnson companies have finally noticed that not everyone is beige.  I wonder where they were in the 1960’s?This advertisement and coupon showed up in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune sometime this summer, but it got set aside and I had forgotten to put it up for comment.

  • Simplicity

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    If there’s a harder way of doing something, someone will find it.Ralph E. Ross

  • New Government Seal

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    Official Announcement:The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!via email from…