New Government Seal

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

via email from Duane McDowell, Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:11:33 -0700