Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Mysteries of life explained

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    Why do women live longer than men?Are women more attractive than men?Any other questions?Why do women have two hands?Why do men have two hands?via email from Jill Lord, Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:13:04 -0700

  • I Had a Dream

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    I had a dream that I was in a burning house and the fire was spreading rapidly.George W. was there.W said, “I’ll send people in to save you!”I said, “But you started the fire!”W: “It was for your own good.”Me: “Huh??”W: “I did it for you.  It is part of My Global Initiative against Fire…

  • Commitment

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    Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.Tony Robbins

  • Homework

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    Homework … may be the single most reliable extinguisher of the flame of curiosity.Alfie Kohn

  • A father

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    An 8-year old boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.The boy asked why he wore his collar that way.  The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.”The boy replied, “My daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.”The priest…

  • Consistency

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    You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.John Kenneth Galbraith

  • It’s your Day…

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    Today is International Disadvantaged People’s Day.Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I’ve done.  I don’t care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself … You hang in there sunshine, you’re freakin’ special…via email from Tommy Z, Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:57:14 -0700