I had a dream that I was in a burning house and the fire was spreading rapidly.
George W. was there.
W said, “I’ll send people in to save you!”
I said, “But you started the fire!”
W: “It was for your own good.”
Me: “Huh??”
W: “I did it for you. It is part of My Global Initiative against Fire Threats (My GIFT)”
Me: “My Microsoft Excel Program calls that a ‘Circular Logic that it cannot compute.'”
W: “Do you think we should cut and run!?”
Me: “My butt is getting hot.”
W: “That’s why I’m on the outside looking in.”
Of course it might just be a reaction to my medicine. [He is recovering from shoulder surgery -Ed.]
By John Treworgy, via email, Fri, 20 Oct 2006 17:17:05 -0700