Year: 2006
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The Parrot
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him.The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his psittacine seat mate.“Hey, bitch,” says the parrot, “bring me a whiskey and soda, and make…
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Did you know?
That May is National Masturbation Month? Read more about it at Stop the War on Masturbation!
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Better than Sex Cake
Ingredients 1 double recipe Quick Chocolate Cake cooled to room temperature 1 17.5 ounce jar caramel or butterscotch caramel ice cream topping (Mrs. Richardson’s) 1 13 ounce can sweetened condensed milk (Eagle) 1 8 ounce container frozen whipped topping, thawed (Cool Whip) 2 large candy bars, chopped (Snickers) Method Poke holes all over the cake…
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Quick Chocolate Cake
Ingredients 1 cup milk, divided 1 egg 3 tablespoons baking cocoa, heaping 1/4 cup butter or vegetable shortening (Lump the size of an egg) 1 cup flour 1 cup sugar 1 teaspoon instant espresso powder (optional) pinch salt 1 teaspoon vanilla (optional) 1 teaspoon baking soda Method Preheat ovent to 350 F Mix flour, sugar,…
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Fun Stuff
Turducken with peeps Very old comic tour of New York City Offices from the old days, before all these new-fangled computersBizarre post-modern meta-gameBack to reality. Yikes – that senior chief cat is really creepyFrom Good Experience Newsletter