January 2007 – Dr Wingnut

Perfection

Jan 31, 2007

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Perfection is a trifle dull.W. Somerset Maugham, The Summing Up

The latest poll taken by the Governor of California yielded results on whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem.41% of the respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.”59% of the respondents answered: “No es un problema serio.”via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:41:59 -0800

Saints

Jan 30, 2007

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

There is no sinner like a young saint.Aphra Behn, The Rover

Golfing with the nun

Jan 30, 2007

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Dr Wingnut

in Humor

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting and confesses; “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.”“When did you use this awful language?” asks the elder.“Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive, that looked like it was going to sail over 250 yards, but it struck…

Gods

Jan 29, 2007

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It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty Gods, or no God.Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia

Rude to Disgusting

Jan 29, 2007

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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?Ask your mother.How do you embarrass an archeologist?Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.What’s the difference between love, true…