- Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
- How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
- What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
- What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
- What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
- What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
- What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
- What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?
- Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
- Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
- Jewish dilemma:
- The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
“Are you in?”
- The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
“Honey, I’m home!”