Dr Wingnut

Month: January 2007

  • One for the ladies

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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”“It depends,” I replied.  “What does it say on your shirt?”He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”And they say blondes are dumb…A couple is lying in…

  • Justice

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    Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.Martin Luther King, Jr.

  • Minnesota Barbie

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    Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Minnesota market:“Eden Prairie Barbie”This princess Barbie is sold only at the Galleria.  She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house.  Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.  Workaholic…

  • Site updated

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    WordPress released version 2.1 four days ago, and I updated my site today.  If you find anything out of the ordinary, please let me know.

  • Reflection

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    Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.Samuel Butler, Erewhon

  • Nice Artwork

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    This guy thought he had a pretty smokin’ tat; until he landed in prison…via email from Jim Teal, Wed, 3 May 2006 11:15:40 -0700

  • Humor

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    It is difficult to like anybody else’s idea of being funny.Gertrude Stein, Everybody’s Autobiography