Month: January 2007

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.I was born intelligent – education ruined me.Practice makes perfect…But nobody’s perfect…so why practice?If it’s […]

This is the hostess for an Italian afternoon TV talk show…And this is the hostess for an American afternoon TV talk show…To enroll in your nearest language school to learn Italian, call: 800-555-CAIOvia email from […]

A man goes to a party and has much too much to drink.  His friends plead with him to let them take him home.  He says no — he only lives a mile away.About five […]

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.You’ve been married three times and still have the same […]