Lessons in Logic

01/25/2007 Dr Wingnut Humor Comments Off on Lessons in Logic
  • If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
  • I was born intelligent – education ruined me.
  • Practice makes perfect…
    But nobody’s perfect…
    so why practice?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?
  • Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
  • Money is not everything.
    There’s Mastercard & Visa.
  • One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  • Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  • The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.
  • Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.
  • Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  • “Your future depends on your dreams”
    So go to sleep
  • There should be a better way to start a day
    Than waking up every morning
  • “Hard work never killed anybody”
    But why take the risk
  • “Work fascinates me”
    I can look at it for hours
  • God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.
  • The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where a train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station…
    what more can I say…
via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:20:18 -0800