Dr Wingnut

Month: January 2007

  • Lessons in Logic

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    If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.I was born intelligent – education ruined me.Practice makes perfect…But nobody’s perfect…so why practice?If it’s true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?Since light travels faster than sound,people…

  • Talk show hostesses

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    This is the hostess for an Italian afternoon TV talk show…And this is the hostess for an American afternoon TV talk show…To enroll in your nearest language school to learn Italian, call: 800-555-CAIOvia email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:57:07 -0800

  • Gravity

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    Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.Albert Eistein

  • What drinking problem?

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    A man goes to a party and has much too much to drink.  His friends plead with him to let them take him home.  He says no — he only lives a mile away.About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car…

  • Tradeoff

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    For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • You know you’re really trailer trash when…

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    The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.Jack Daniel’s makes your list of…

  • Enthusiasm

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    You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.Colette