Humor
Murphy’s Laws of Sewing
Fusible interfacings always fuse to the iron.The serger only eats the customer’s garment.If you need 6 buttons, you will find 5 in your button box.The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other […]
Month: March 2007
Quotations
Kindness
One kind word can warm three winter months.Japanese proverb
Humor
Office Math 101
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.If […]
Quotations
Welcome
There are two types of people—those who come into a room and say, “Well, here I am!” and those who come in and say, “Ah, there you are.”Frederick L Collins
Humor
A smile for today
via email from Duane McDowell, Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:04:18 -0700
Quotations
Science
Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth.Jules Verne
Humor
Who understands men?
The nice men are ugly.The handsome men are not nice.The handsome and nice men are gay.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no […]