Quotations
Change the World
The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.Hugh Macleod
Month: March 2007
Humor
Additional Proverbs
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Addition wisdom related to Proverbs via email from Jill Lord, Wed, 10 Jul 2002 00:14:12 -0500
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Welcome Spring
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.Doug LarsonA little madness in the spring is wholesome even for a king.Emily Dickinson
Quotations
Genuine
… there are many sham diamonds in this life which pass for real and, vice versa, many real diamonds which go unvalued.W. M. Thackeray
Humor
A Dark and Stormy Night
They were together in the house.Just the two of them.It was a cold, dark, stormy night.The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.She looked across the room and […]
Humor
The trucker
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says […]
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Impossible
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.Doug Larson