Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2007

  • Change the World

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    The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.Hugh Macleod

  • Additional Proverbs

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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Addition wisdom related to Proverbs via email from Jill Lord, Wed, 10 Jul 2002 00:14:12 -0500

  • Welcome Spring

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    Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.Doug LarsonA little madness in the spring is wholesome even for a king.Emily Dickinson

  • Genuine

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    … there are many sham diamonds in this life which pass for real and, vice versa, many real diamonds which go unvalued.W. M. Thackeray

  • A Dark and Stormy Night

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    They were together in the house.Just the two of them.It was a cold, dark, stormy night.The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance…and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the…

  • The trucker

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    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.  She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,and knocks on the door.  The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”  The trucker ignores her and proceeds down…

  • Impossible

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    Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.Doug Larson