Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2007

  • Mid Life Crisis

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    Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down.  This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.  In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans.  We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.  Mid-life is when you can…

  • Google should buy the Ford Plant

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    A really good article outlining why the Ford Plant Site would be a good technology center is on Technology Evangelist.  I second the motion.

  • Tomfoolery

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    If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery.  But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no one dares criticize it.Pierre Gallois

  • License Plate

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    via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 17 Nov 2005 08:09:18 -0800

  • Mistakes

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    The wisest of the wise may err.Aeschylus

  • Happy 18th Birthday Daniel

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    Since the doctor sobered up, Daniel hasn’t had to have any more birthdays like this one:P.S. Now that you’re 18, don’t forget to register with the Selective Service System.  Maybe you’ll luck out and the George Bush War will be over before they reinstitute the draft.The doctor has been saving this image he clipped from…

  • Growth

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    Read, every day, something no one else is reading.  Think, every day, something no one else is thinking.  Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do.  It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.Christopher Morley