Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2007

  • Reliability

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    The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.Douglas Adams

  • Involuntary Muscular Contractions

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    A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students.Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you’re having…

  • Slavery

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    Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.Abraham Lincoln

  • Contention

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    It is more profitable to turn away thine eyes from such things as displease thee than to be a slave to contention.Thomas a Kempis

  • Joke Pictures

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:47:27 -0700

  • Reality

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    Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.Philip K. Dick

  • AA Thoughts

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    Directions to AA: Just go straight to hell and make a u-turn.AA: Being a part of something is more important that being the center of attention.AA is the only place where you can walk into a room full of strangers an reminisce.AA romance… the odds are good… but the goods are odd.AA: Look for a…