- Directions to AA: Just go straight to hell and make a u-turn.
- AA: Being a part of something is more important that being the center of attention.
- AA is the only place where you can walk into a room full of strangers an reminisce.
- AA romance… the odds are good… but the goods are odd.
- AA: Look for a way in; not for a way out.
- AA: We are not reformed drunks, but informed alcoholics.
- AA has no fixed address — you can take it with you.
- AA: We are here for a reason, not for the season.
- AA Groups: An AA group will be judged by the worst behavior of its members.
- Before I came to AA I was dead, but did not know enough to lie down.
- In AA there are no losers — just slow winners.
- Active Alcoholic (as defined by self): A piece of crap that the universe revolves around.
- An active alcoholic is someone who wants to be held while isolating.
- Active Alcoholic: “I may not be much, but I’m all I think about.”
- Active Alcoholic: “If I could drink like a normal drinker, I’d drink all the time!”
- Active Alcoholics burn their bridges in front of them.
- An active alcoholic is someone who finds something that works and then stops doing it.
- An active alcoholic is a man with two feet planted firmly in mid-air.
- Non-alcoholics change their behavior to meet their goals; active alcoholics change their goals to meet their behavior.
- An active alcoholic can be in the gutter and still look down on people.
- High bottoms have trap doors.
- If the cure works, chances are you have the disease.
- Three most dangerous words for an alcoholic: “I’ve been thinking.”
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