Dr Wingnut

Month: September 2007

  • Wisdom

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    The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.H. L. Mencken

  • Mazel tov

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    A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.  “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.  Red meat is awful.  Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.  Chinese food is loaded with MSG.  High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes…

  • Fairness

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    Life guarantees a chance – not a fair shake.Bernie Y.

  • Just for you

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    Today is International Disadvantaged People’s DayPlease send an encouraging message to a retarded friend… just as I’ve done.I don’t care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself…You hang in there sunshine,You’re frigging special!via email from Bob Rosen, Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:58:20 -0700

  • The Omission

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    A young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.  So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this,…

  • Work

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    Any necessary work that pays an honest wage carries its own honor and dignity.W. Kelly Griffith

  • All Fords

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    Bet you didn’t know this…And so it goes The 3 Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner.  On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97.The 3 brothers walked into old man Henry Ford’s office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that 3 gentlemen were there with…