Dr Wingnut

Day: November 13, 2007

  • Women

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    My wife and sister-in-law just walked in from a shopping expedition and said, “Well, we found the wedding dress.  We’re going to go look for it on the internet.”I stupidly asked, “Why do you need to go look for it, if you already bought the dress?”“So we have a picture,” was the response.I suppose that…

  • Opportunity

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    If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.Milton Berle

  • Senior moment

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    When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  We went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.  So I called him a Nazi turd.He glared at me and started writing another ticket for…