Women

My wife and sister-in-law just walked in from a shopping expedition and said, “Well, we found the wedding dress.  We’re going to go look for it on the internet.”

I stupidly asked, “Why do you need to go look for it, if you already bought the dress?”

“So we have a picture,” was the response.

I suppose that it’s not acceptable to just put the damn dress on, and take a picture — It’ll spoil the surprise.  But won’t showing a picture around have the same effect?