Dr Wingnut

Month: November 2007

  • Oxymoronic anti-tautology

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    This is such a great line, I had to share it.  Earlier today, a co-worker asked for my opinion on a legal matter, and I told him how to get a case to support a particular legal principle by doing a Lexis search.  I told him that I’d send him the text for the search,…

  • Cell Phones

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    Apparently we love our own cell phones, but we hate everyone else’s.Joe Bob Briggs

  • For Northerners moving South…

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    In the South:If you run your car into a ditch, don’t panic.  Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.  Don’t try to help them, just stay out of their way.  This is what they live for.Don’t be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the…

  • Tetris

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    OnLevelHighScoreDrops Total2007/11/14 09:359084,00036984,369Another inexplicable score.  See my other high scores.

  • Conflict

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    Have you learned lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you?  Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed the passage with you?Walt Whitman

  • The North and South

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    The North has Bloomingdale’s, the South has Dollar General.The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.The North has dating services, the South has family reunions.The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails.The North has double last names; the South has double first names.The North has Indy car races; The South…

  • Improvement

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    There’s always room for improvement, you know — it’s the biggest room in the house.Louise Heath Leber