The North and South

11/15/2007 Dr Wingnut Humor Comments Off on The North and South
  • The North has Bloomingdale’s, the South has Dollar General.
  • The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.
  • The North has dating services, the South has family reunions.
  • The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails.
  • The North has double last names; the South has double first names.
  • The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races.
  • North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits.
  • The North has green salads, the South has collard greens.
  • The North has lobsters, the South has crawfish.
  • The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt.
via email from D. Kimball Lord, Tue, 2 Oct 2007 10:37:47 -0700