Dr Wingnut

Month: November 2007

  • Label of diplomacy

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    via email from Jeff Patten, Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:57:41 -0700

  • Women

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    My wife and sister-in-law just walked in from a shopping expedition and said, “Well, we found the wedding dress.  We’re going to go look for it on the internet.”I stupidly asked, “Why do you need to go look for it, if you already bought the dress?”“So we have a picture,” was the response.I suppose that…

  • Opportunity

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    If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.Milton Berle

  • Senior moment

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    When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  We went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.  So I called him a Nazi turd.He glared at me and started writing another ticket for…

  • Random thought

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    When is an “F” better than a “C”?  When it’s the designation of the class you’re sitting in on the airplane.

  • If you don’t who will?

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    You really need to take care of yourself because you won’t be good for anyone else unless you take care of yourself.Harry Bartholomew

  • Retirement

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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.  The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age.  I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.  I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would…