Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • Perspective

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    This is good to look at when you are having trouble putting things into their proper perspective.Most of us never really have given this any thought whatsoever, but it’s rather dazzling to see it presented this way!Antares is the 15th brightest star in the sky.  It is more than 1000 light years away.The universe is…

  • Consistency

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    Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.Oscar Wilde

  • Black and White

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    You could hardly see for all the snow,Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.Pull a chair up to the TV set,“Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.”Depending on the channel you tuned,You got Rob and Laura – or Ward and June.It felt so good. It felt so right.Life looked better in black and white.I…

  • Youth

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    This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover.Dorothy Fuldheim

  • Saddam’s family

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    In the interest of accuracy, please note that all the obituaries written about Saddam Hussain were inaccurate.  Missing was a complete listing of his surviving sons and daughters.A corrected paragraph follows:He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons and 7 daughters.The 15 sons: Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who…

  • Hate

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    I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him.Booker T. Washington

  • Another Goody For The Oldtimers

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    My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn’t seem to get food poisoning.My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too.  Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax…