In the interest of accuracy, please note that all the obituaries written about Saddam Hussain were inaccurate. Missing was a complete listing of his surviving sons and daughters.
A corrected paragraph follows:
He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons and 7 daughters.
The 15 sons: Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa, Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a singer and entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Biliray, a country music star; Ecksray, a radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders; Raygay, who lives in Jamaica; and Tupay, who is bald.
The seven daughters: Lattay, a coffee-shop owner; Bufay, a big eater, Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company; Phayray, an actress Sapheway, a grocery store owner; Ollay, who lives in Mexico; and Gudlay, a prostitute.
There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family.
via email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 7 Feb 2007 09:13:26 -0800