Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • Mistakes

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    The wisest of the wise may err.Aeschylus

  • Happy 18th Birthday Daniel

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    Since the doctor sobered up, Daniel hasn’t had to have any more birthdays like this one:P.S. Now that you’re 18, don’t forget to register with the Selective Service System.  Maybe you’ll luck out and the George Bush War will be over before they reinstitute the draft.The doctor has been saving this image he clipped from…

  • Growth

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    Read, every day, something no one else is reading.  Think, every day, something no one else is thinking.  Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do.  It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.Christopher Morley

  • Argument

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    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”via email from Marlys Christofferson,…

  • Honesty

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    Level with your child by being honest.  Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.Mary MacCracken

  • Waste nothing

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    At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.  While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?”“Good question,” noted the Rabbi.  “We save…

  • Happiness

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    If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.J.R.R. Tolkien