Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • Baby T-Shirts

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    via email from Duane McDowell, Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:16:33 -0800

  • Revenge

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    There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.Josh Billings

  • Showering

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    How to Shower Like a WomanTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.  If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror — make mental note to do more sit-ups.Get in the…

  • Reading

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    Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.Sir Richard Steele

  • Why men are happier people

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    You can be president.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.The world is your urinal.You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s bathroom is just too icky.People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.Everything on your face stays its original color.You don’t have to stop and…

  • Power

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    More power than any good man should want, and more power than any other kind of man ought to have.Daniel O. Hastings

  • Makeovers

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    via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 9 Nov 2005 09:11:07 -0800