Why men are happier people

03/01/2007 Dr Wingnut Humor Comments Off on Why men are happier people
  • You can be president.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s bathroom is just too icky.
  • People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
  • You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Additional items for Why it’s great to be a guy, via email from Cheryl Treworgy, Wed, 30 Oct 2002 22:23:34 -0500