Dr Wingnut

Month: April 2008

  • Virtue

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    First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.Greek Proverb

  • Dr. Wingnut’s Chili Mac Potluck Hotdish

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    Ingredients2 Cups dry macaroni1 1/2 quarts water1 Pound ground sirloin1 Cup chopped onion1 Clove garlic, chopped1 Cup chopped green pepper1 each 4 ounce can button mushrooms, drained and chopped2 each 10 3/4 ounce cans tomato soup4 ounces sharp cheddar, shredded2 each 14 1/2 ounce cans diced tomatoes, drained1 Tablespoon worcestershire sauce2 Tablespoons chili powder1 Tablespoon…

  • Reality

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    There is no reality except the one contained within us.Herman Hesse

  • Grandmothers Don’t Know Everything!

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    Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.  He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”She was a little taken…

  • Minnesota Weather

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    Never underestimate the weather in Minnesota.  It’s snowing right now, and the few inches we received on Thursday hasn’t all melted yet, but they’re calling for mid 50’s next week.  I hope they’re right, I want to go biking.

  • Vision

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    I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me.Judy Collins

  • Signs of the times

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    In a nonsmoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed”On another plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”At a towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”On an electrician’s…