Dr Wingnut

Month: June 2009

  • Finally

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    After eight months of wrangling, the Minnesota Supreme Court declared Al Frankin the winner of the Minnesota Senate Race.  Congratulations Senator.

  • Trust

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    Learning to trust is one of life’s most difficult tasks.Isaac Watts

  • Back to work

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    Boss spelled backwards is, Double S-O-B.Redd Foxx

  • Squirrels!

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    There were five houses of religion in a small Florida town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue…Each church and the Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.  After much prayer and…

  • Simplicity

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    Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.Charles Dudley Warner, 19th century essayist and novelist

  • Whack Job Day

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    All this hysteria over the death of a pop star is disgusting.With all the goings on, you’d have thought that Michael Jackson cured cancer, or done something really important…  OK, he was a great pop star, but to have the whole top fold of the Star-Tribune covering the story (including a headline typo because they…

  • Only 90 Percent?

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    Last week, The Onion reported: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles.I think that might be a conservative number.  Read the whole story, and decide for yourself.