Dr Wingnut

Year: 2012

  • Failure

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    Failure is success if we learn from it.Malcolm Forbes

  • Blonde Mortician

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    A man who’d just died was delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed.  She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always…

  • C++

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    C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.Bjarne Stroustrup

  • Letter to the Minnepolis Star-Tribune

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    Thank you for running Governor Dayton’s editorial.  The Governor made many good points, however he missed the most important point; that passage of the amendment would constitute a poll tax on the Elderly and other.  Poll taxes have been repeatedly rejected by the Supreme court as unconstitutional on the basis that it violates the Equal…

  • Kindness

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    Be kind whenever possible.  It is always possible.Dalai Lama

  • Halloween

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    Bittersweet October.  The mellow, messy, leaf-kicking, perfect pause between the opposing miseries of summer and winter.Carol Bishop Hipps

  • Moving on…

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    Just killed our home phone number after 28 years.  All we get anymore are solicitations and political calls.  RIP 1-651-699-9940.