Dr Wingnut

Month: July 2013

  • Appeaser

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    An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.Winston Churchill

  • Yesterday

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    I can’t go back to yesterday – because I was a different person then.Lewis Carroll

  • Chemical Suicide

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    In the safety newsletter at work on 2013-07-03, they said to be on the lookout for people who commit chemical suicide.That reminded me about what Dave Norling the retired fire chief said, “If you want to know where the Hazmat incident is, look for the dead cop.”

  • Yeah, Take It Off

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    COMMENTARY • Weather • Environment • World • ISSUE 47•28 • Jul 12, 2011By SummerWell, hello there.  It’s been a while, hasn’t it?Now, now, don’t be shy.  Come a little closer.  You remember me, right?  Of course you do.  I come around this time every year.I must say, you’re looking pretty hot.  I mean, how…

  • Birthday Wishes from UNLV

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    That’s nice!  Also got wishes from my Mom, AARP, the dentist, and the Sierra Club.

  • Happy Independence Day

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    Does it seem strange to anyone other than me that we haven’t had a sitting president that has had male children living in the White House since the Kennedy “Camelot” Presidency?  Of course Ron had Ronnie, and George had Dubya, but neither of them actually lived in the White House.  Maybe we don’t vote for…

  • Your Birthday Today

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    Your birthday today: You’ll act on behalf of others and will be promoted to a special position.  This month brings financial luck.  Many will seek your expertise and opinion in August.  A special relationship grows closer quickly in September, and you could find yourself forming your life around another.  Business will flourish in November.  Invest…