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Humor

The Funeral

A man was leaving a 7-11 with his morning coffee and newspaper when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black […]

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Humor

Oh, the state of affairs!

Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been […]

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Hallothanksholinewyear

Just in Today

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works […]

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Humor

Welcome to the Rust Belt

You know you are from Michigan when: You own only three spices – salt, pepper and ketchup. You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit. You have more miles on your snow blower […]

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Hallothanksholinewyear

Y2K Christmas

T'was the week after ChristmasAnd all through the house not one pc was working not even a mouse. I turned on the power but nothing was workingI grab the computer and start banging and jerking. […]

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General

Memo from God

To: YOU Date: TODAY From: THE BOSS Subject: YOURSELF Reference: LIFE I am God.  Today I will be handling all of your problems.  Please remember that I do not need your help. If life happens […]

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Humor

A Wish For The New Millennium…

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise. May you […]