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Death Of Innocents

I went to a party, Mom,I remembered what you said.You toldme not to drink, Mom,so i drank soda instead. I really feltproud inside, Mom,the way you said I would.I didn't drinkand drive, Mom,even though the […]

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Blonde jokes

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from […]

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Embroidering a life

When I was a little boy, my mother used to embroider a great deal. I would sit at her knee and look up from the floor and ask what she was doing. She informed me […]

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I've learned

I'velearned-that you can do something in an instantthat willgive you heartache for life. I've learned-that it's taking mea long timeto become the person I want to be. I'velearned-that you should always leave loved oneswith lovingwords. […]

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Is this anyone you work for?

A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced height and spotted a man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted, "Excuse me, can you tell […]

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SELF TEST

Learn Something About Yourself. This one's a little different for everyone. Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10. Now remember, you need to give serious thought to these questions! What […]

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Information Please

When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood.  I remember well, the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of […]