Month: August 2000

It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. He went to a very […]

Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city."That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and never come back."But, the lunatics wouldn't relent […]

Oil Change instructions for Women:Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.Drink a cup of coffee.15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained […]

PERTH, Australia (AP) — Ansett Airlines grounded one of its planes to search for a snake after a 6-year-old boy was bitten by a deadly taipan thought to be on board.Ansett spokesman Peter Young said […]

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.  They had been at each others […]

You wake up at 3:00 AM to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.You get a tattoo that reads, "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator […]

The lineage is now revealed.  Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence!Jack is the only son […]