Month: August 2000

You know what a "burnout" is.You know what "Sike" means.You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".You know that another name for a keyboard is a"Synthesizer".You wanted to be a Goonie.You know who […]

January 1, 2000Re: Vacation PayDear Valued Employee:Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s).  As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid […]

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8'x10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6'x8'cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a […]

From the Sunday, April 14, 1994 edition of the "Washington Post".  A contest was held in which readers were asked to come up with excuses to miss a day of work.If it is all the […]

Never do housework.  No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.Don't imagine you can change a man – unless he's in diapers.What […]

On Friday the 24th I was watching the NASA channel on cable TV to see how the experiments and Shuttle crew were doing.  The men onboard needed to send instructions to the experiments in the […]

After carefully evaluating the government's suit against them, Microsoft decided to release Windows 98 anyway, after adding these 11th-hour tweaks:Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages in start-up screen.New Internet Explorer feature: whenever you visit a […]