Month: August 2000

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.Press any key except… no, […]

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Appalachian edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of the Appalachian area.If you have one of the West Virginia editions, […]

By Garrison KeillorI have made fun of Lutherans for years — who wouldn't if you lived in Minnesota?  But I have also sung with Lutherans and that is one of the main joys of life, […]

Phone conversations last 30 secondsYou know useful stuff about tanks and airplanesA 5 day vacation requires only one suitcaseBathroom lines are 80% shorterYou can open all your own jarsOld friends don’t give you crap if […]

"I got married," said the first tavern regular, "so that I could get laid three or four times a week.""That's funny," said another patron, "That's why I got divorced."

Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road…C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.COBOL Chicken:0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.IF […]

Anagrams – when you rearrange the letters in a word to make new onesDormitory = Dirty RoomEvangelist = Evil's AgentDesperation = A Rope Ends ItThe Morse Code = Here Come DotsSlot Machines = Cash Lost […]