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Farewell Bill Clinton

Dear Mr. President: I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you […]

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Child-rearing humor

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing. "There is only one pretty child in the world… and every mother has it."Chinese Proverb Mothers […]

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Read your bible

A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody– it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As […]

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Essay Contest

A Harvard University creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: Religion Royalty Sex Mystery The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who […]

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Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

Letter Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. […]

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New Math Equivalancies

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God: […]

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Your basic rabbi & priest joke

A priest and a rabbi were taking the same flight and had seats next to each other.  After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your […]