Month: May 2001

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Religious Philosophies of the World in a Nutshell

05/22/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Religious Philosophies of the World in a Nutshell
CatholicismIf shit happens, I deserve it.ProtestantismShit won't happen if I work harderJudaismWhy does this shit always happen to me?BuddhismWhen shit happens, is it really shit?IslamIf shit happens, take a hostage.HinduismThis shit happened before.Hare KrishnaShit happens […]
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Transmitting information

05/16/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Transmitting information
Memo from General Manager to Manager:Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that […]
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A train ride

05/08/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on A train ride
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a good looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and […]
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Special High Intensity Training

05/03/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Special High Intensity Training
MEMORANDUMTo: All Staff MembersRE: Special High Intensity TrainingIn order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program […]
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Top 25 Country Songs

05/02/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Top 25 Country Songs
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.24. His Teeth Was Stained, But His Heart Were Pure.23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?22. I Don't Know Whether […]