A train ride

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a good looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

  • The blonde thought – "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
  • The fat lady thought – "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."
  • Bill Clinton thought – "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
  • George Bush thought – "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."
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