Month: August 2001

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Recovery

Friendship

08/31/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Friendship
Program friendships are specialUntil we came into the program we may have thought that friendships were all alike.  We counted on friends to socialize and gossip, and to share a secret with.  But when we […]
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Humor

The Lie Clocks…

08/31/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The Lie Clocks…
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.She asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, […]
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Irony

08/29/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Irony
I have to tell you, just because it is so strange, that the person who sent me the litany about not forwarding e-mail for donations, profit, or to prove your friendship also sent me the […]
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New G.O.P. emblem

08/22/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on New G.O.P. emblem
The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts […]
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RE-SEEKING INVESTMENT UPPORTUNITIES

08/21/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on RE-SEEKING INVESTMENT UPPORTUNITIES
PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIALI CAME ACROSS YOUR NAME IN MY LATE FATHERS ADDRESS BOOKLET, IN MY SEARCH FOR AN HONEST PERSON WHO WILL ASSIST ME IMPLEMENT THE INVESTMENT INSTRUCTION AS LEFT FOR ME BY MY LATE […]
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Golf Advice

08/14/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Golf Advice
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to […]