Month: September 2002

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Just a Question of Standards

09/30/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Just a Question of Standards
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.Why was that gauge used?Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built […]
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Louisiana Hurricane Season Notes

09/26/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Louisiana Hurricane Season Notes
To ex-Louisianaians, present Louisianaians, and future Louisianaians:We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar […]
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General Knowledge

09/19/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on General Knowledge
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and […]
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A Tribute

09/12/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on A Tribute
The time stood still on 9/11the lines were long that day in heavenOur lives and hearts were torn apartToo soon to leave, too young to part It came upon the wings of steelthe terror we […]
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Maybe a winner?

09/10/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Maybe a winner?
As you know, there is a certain group, caste, or religion in India where the women have a red spot on their forehead. You have probably wondered what this is for.The answer is very simple. […]
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Important Notice:

09/09/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Important Notice:
The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community.Since Muslim extremists cannot stand nudity […]