Rude to Disgusting

01/29/2007 Dr Wingnut Humor Comments Off on Rude to Disgusting
  • Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
    Ask your mother.
  • How do you embarrass an archeologist?
    Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
  • What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
    A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
  • What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
    Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
  • What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
    A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
  • What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
  • What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
    No one to talk to during orgasm.
  • What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?
    A mechanic.
  • Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
  • Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
    The one who can eat that last donut.
  • Jewish dilemma:
    Free pork.
  • The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
    “Are you in?”
  • The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
    “Honey, I’m home!”
via email from Bob Rosen, Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:29:49 -0800