The Lie Clocks…

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Hillary, "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?" asked Hillary, pointing to another one.

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

This fascinates Hillary to no end so she asks "Where is Bill Clinton's clock? He was a famous person!"

St. Peter replies "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."