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Achieving Balance in Life.

Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some fiveballs in the air. You name them – Work – Family – Health – Friends -Spirit, and you're keeping all of these in the […]

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Guidelines for Millennium Enlightenment

Be a Fundamentalist–make sure theFun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situationcomedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, andthe reason why we are put in the […]

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Memo from God

To: YOU Date: TODAY From: THE BOSS Subject: YOURSELF Reference: LIFE I am God.  Today I will be handling all of your problems.  Please remember that I do not need your help. If life happens […]

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Administratium

The heavist element known to man was recently discovered by US West Advanced Tech, according to one disgruntled USWester.  The element, tentatively named "administratium," has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic number […]

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Acronyms

GOMER Get out of my emergency room CUSIP Committee on Uniform Security Identification Procedures ID10T That must be a eye dee ten tee error (Idiot) DEU Defective end user GPF Gutted Pummeled and Fucked

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Radisson Mart Plaza

It’s gonna be hot out there. This ain’t no beach hotel. CB2 – Cute but braindead. Not a happy camper. Gomers go to ground.Mark Wm. Herron, Controller If it’s on greenbar, it must be right.Mark […]