While watching a football game a couple weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Some days I hate being married to a smart ass.
via email from Duane McDowell, Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:30:36 -0700