A pair of gloves

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, and after careful consideration, decided on a pair of gloves.  Accompanied by his sweetheart’s sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves.  The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.  During the wrapping, the items got mixed up.  The sister got the gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties.  Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with this note:

Dearest Darling,

This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten your birthday.  I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.  If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are very easy to remove.  These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled.  I had the sales girl try them on, and she looked really smart.  I wish I could put them on you for the first time.  No doubt, other men’s hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.  When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.  Be sure to keep them on when you clean them, or they might shrink.  I hope you will like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!  Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.

via email from Bob Rosen, Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:20:52 -0800