Author: Dr Wingnut
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Race Tactics
Hope is not a tactic. Christian Christian Vande Velde, to Bob Roll during commentary of Liege-Bastogne-Liege cycling race, 2025-04-27
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Do you have kids?
Chris Benderev (Interviewer) Did you have tattoos before he died? Michael (a CPA) Never. But you know, it’s— tattoos are a very interesting thing. It’s less than the least I can do, but it does help me through the pain, and tattooing really, how I see it from my perspective, is just socially acceptable cutting.…
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Self-worth
“Not one drop of my self-worth depends on your acceptance of me.” — Quincy Jones from the Netflix documentary, “Quincy”
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That’s not cycling
“Roubaix is a different sport, in my opinion it’s not cycling. It’s a mixture between hurting yourself and suffering a great deal, but cycling is something else,” Filippo Ganna told Bici.Pro. Cycling News, 2025-01-12
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Sorority Duck Blind
My idea for a new reality television show where we can mint new celebrities that are famous for being famous like Paris Hilton, and Nicole Ritche. There is getting to be a real shortage of those celebrities. Not.
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Breeding like rabbits
A ring doesn’t block a hole. — Irish saying relayed by Maeve Higgins crediting her mother on Wait, wait, don’t tell me, 2023-05-27 episode