Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Race Tactics

    Hope is not a tactic. Christian Christian Vande Velde, to Bob Roll during commentary of Liege-Bastogne-Liege cycling race, 2025-04-27

  • Do you have kids?

    Chris Benderev (Interviewer) Did you have tattoos before he died? Michael (a CPA) Never.  But you know, it’s— tattoos are a very interesting thing.  It’s less than the least I can do, but it does help me through the pain, and tattooing really, how I see it from my perspective, is just socially acceptable cutting.…

  • Self-worth

    “Not one drop of my self-worth depends on your acceptance of me.” — Quincy Jones from the Netflix documentary, “Quincy”

  • That’s not cycling

    “Roubaix is a different sport, in my opinion it’s not cycling. It’s a mixture between hurting yourself and suffering a great deal, but cycling is something else,” Filippo Ganna told Bici.Pro.  Cycling News, 2025-01-12

  • Sorority Duck Blind

    My idea for a new reality television show where we can mint new celebrities that are famous for being famous like Paris Hilton, and Nicole Ritche.  There is getting to be a real shortage of those celebrities.  Not.

  • Superbowl

    The Superbowl is the perfect blend and juxtaposition of creative genius (ads) with senseless violence (football).

  • Breeding like rabbits

    A ring doesn’t block a hole. — Irish saying relayed by Maeve Higgins crediting her mother on Wait, wait, don’t tell me, 2023-05-27 episode