Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Job

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    Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn’t you say so?  There’s a support group for that.  It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.Drew Carey

  • The Frog

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    A beautiful, well endowed, young lady went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.  As she looked about the store, she noticed a box full of frogs.  The sign said: “Sex Frogs!  Only $20 each!  Money Back Guarantee!  Comes with complete instructions.”The girl excitedly looked around to see if anybody was…

  • Terror

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    There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.Alfred Hitchcock

  • Waste Time

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    My new Uncle Mark 2005 Gift Guide and Almanac is here – with tips on buying technology (and other stuff), for non-techies.The 25 weirdest things you can buy on amazon.com: (like 9,000 ladybugs)Bubble wrap, for wrapping those weird gifts.  Try manic mode!Awesome prank at the recent Harvard-Yale game:Finally, I have to thank Lisa Napoli who…

  • Justice

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    Justice?  You get justice in the next world.  In this world you have the law.William Gaddis

  • PMS

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    Do you know why they call it “PMS“?  Because “Mad Cow Disease” was taken.Unknown, presumed deceased

  • Rules For Jewish Living

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    For those of you who are Jewish, you can relate.  For those of you who would either like to convert, or to understand us better, I have enclosed Aunt Selma’s 27 rules for Jewish Living…Never take a front-row seat at a bris.If you can’t say something nice, say it in Yiddish.The High Holidays have nothing…