Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Computers

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    I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.Isaac Asimov

  • Getting the day off

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    The brunette says to the blonde, “Watch me get the rest of the day off.”  The brunette gets upon her desk, jumps onto the light fixture, and begins swinging back and forth saying, “I’m a light bulb.  I’m a light bulb.”The boss walks in, sees her on the light fixture, and says to the brunette,…

  • Job

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    Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn’t you say so?  There’s a support group for that.  It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.Drew Carey

  • The Frog

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    A beautiful, well endowed, young lady went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.  As she looked about the store, she noticed a box full of frogs.  The sign said: “Sex Frogs!  Only $20 each!  Money Back Guarantee!  Comes with complete instructions.”The girl excitedly looked around to see if anybody was…

  • Terror

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    There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.Alfred Hitchcock

  • Waste Time

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    My new Uncle Mark 2005 Gift Guide and Almanac is here – with tips on buying technology (and other stuff), for non-techies.The 25 weirdest things you can buy on amazon.com: (like 9,000 ladybugs)Bubble wrap, for wrapping those weird gifts.  Try manic mode!Awesome prank at the recent Harvard-Yale game:Finally, I have to thank Lisa Napoli who…

  • Justice

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    Justice?  You get justice in the next world.  In this world you have the law.William Gaddis